Mar 31, 2009

habis madu letup bersepai

Шаарийбуугийн Алтантуяа

Cuba tanya pakcik google apa kejadah maksud perkataan merah di atas. Jangan marah. Gua boring tak tau nak buat apa sambil terpaksa ngadap berita TV3suku kat restoran ni. Ptui!


Mar 30, 2009

sama dan serupa. hancurkan zionis!


kisah malang anak razak

Malaysia's CIMB offers staff 6-month unpaid leave


KUALA LUMPUR, March 30 (Reuters) - Malaysian financial services group CIMB has asked its 36,000 employees to consider taking up to six months of unpaid leave as it aims to cut costs in the global economic slowdown, a top official said on Monday.
CIMB is the first major Malaysian company to ask staff to go on unpaid leave.
CIMB Group Chief Executive Nazir Razak said the offer was made last week to its staff in the country's second-largest lender, CIMB Bank (BUCM.KL: Quote, Profile, Research), as well as its units BankThai BT.BK in Thailand and PT Bank CIMB Niaga (BNGA.JK: Quote, Profile, Research) in Indonesia.
"In the slower economic environment, we are looking at ways to temporarily reduce our costs. The reception from our staff has been very, very good," Nazir told reporters at a company event.
He said workers who take up the group's offer will start their leave from April 1, but this will not affect the bank's operations.
Nazir said there was no set target on the number of employees accepting the offer and denied the company was cutting staff.
"How can (this) possibly be called a lay-off? We are not instructing anyone to do anything. We are just giving them an option to apply if they wish to take an extended break. Don't interpret it any other way," he said. (Reporting by Julie Goh; Writing by Loh Li Lian; Editing by Anshuman Daga)

Apa sebenarnya dah jadi ni. Bukan kah mat monggol sudah cakap … NO ECONOMIC CRISIS IN MALAYSIA… OUR FUNDAMENTAL IS STRONG….. kah kah kah (pinjam kata kata hikmat brader TT)
Kenali lebih dekat adik si Najib monggol. Masuk sini.

Dato' Sri Nazir Razak
Group Chief Executive
Dato' Sri Nazir Razak, a Malaysian, aged 41, is presently the Group Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer of BCHB and CIMB Group and is also a Director and Deputy Chairman of CIMB Investment Bank, CIMB Bank and CIMB Islamic.
Dato' Sri Nazir Razak graduated from University of Bristol with a Bachelor of Science (Hons) degree and obtained a Master of Philosophy from the University of Cambridge. He joined Commerce International Merchant Bankers Berhad’s (“Commerce International“) (now known as CIMB Investment Bank) corporate advisory department in 1989 and managed various fund raising, privatisation, listing and corporate restructuring exercises. In 1993 he transferred to CIMB Securities Sdn Bhd (now known as CIMBS Sdn Bhd) where he rose to Executive Director with responsibility for institutional equities. He moved back to Commerce International as Deputy Chief Executive on 1 June 1996 and became Chief Executive on 1 June 1999. In July 2005 he became Chairman of the EXCO, managing both Commerce International and Bumiputra-Commerce Bank following the announcement of the merger of the two banks. He assumed the position of BCHB Group Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer on 7 November 2006.
Dato' Sri Nazir Razak is a member of the Investment Panel of the Employees Provident Fund, the Securities Commission’s Capital Market Advisory Council and the Asia Business Council as well as a director of the Multimedia Development Corporation and the Kuala Lumpur Business Club. He is also a member of the Malaysia International Islamic Financial Centre (“MIFC”) Executive Committee set up by Bank Negara Malaysia. He was Chairman of the Industry Action Committee to set up MESDAQ, the stock exchange for high growth companies and a member of the Advisory Panel for Bank Negara Malaysia’s Financial Services Master Plan. He is also the President of University of Bristol Alumni Association and a trustee of both the Rahah Foundation and the Pride Foundation.
Dato' Sri Nazir Razak was the winner of Malaysia’s CEO of the Year Award 2004 organised by Business Times and American Express Global Corporate Services. In 2005, he was named one of the “25 Stars of Asia” by BusinessWeek magazine and one of the World Economic Forum’s Young Global Leaders. In 2006 and 2007, Asiamoney listed him among the top 100 most powerful and influential people in business and finance in the Asia-Pacific region. In 2006, Dato' Sri Nazir Razak was named one of Asia’s 50 most influential figures of the last decade (1996-2006) by Finance Asia magazine. In Asiamoney’s 2006 poll amongst analysts and fund managers, Dato' Sri Nazir Razak was named Malaysia’s best executive.

Harkkhhtui!!!

zambry bontot kuali kepanasan

Habis baca yaasin saya pergi bersalam dengan Dato Zambry dan dia nampak berang dan menyatakan kepada saya , kenapa menggunakan masjid berpolitik dan tak sepatut saya jadi imam tadi. katanya lagi dengan nada kuat dan marah, "jika mahu jadi imam saya bolih jadi imam, jika nak tafsir saya boleh tafsir".

Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi semalam? Apa yang menyebabkan si Zambry bontot kuali melenting? Sila baca sendiri apa yang
(Kah kah kah!)


3 orang penduduk yang bersama-sama menunaikan solat Maghrib di masjid tersebut:

1. DS Nizar memang dijadualkan hadir solat Maghrib dan menyampaikan tazkirah.
2. Tiga pemimpin UMNO tersebut lebih dulu sampai ke masjid.
3. DS Nizar tiba ketika azan sedang berkumandang.
4. Selesai azan, imam masjid menjemput DS Nizar mengimamkan solat.
5. DS Nizar mengimamkan solat dan tiga pemimpin UMNO berada dalam saf pertama.
6. Selepas selesai solat, imam menjemput DS Nizar untuk menyampaikan tazkirah.
7. Seorang yang bersongkok hitam tinggi membantah dan menghalang DS Nizar.
8. DS Nizar membatalkan tazkirahnya sebelum sempat bermula.
9. Majlis bacaan Yaasin dimulakan.
10. DS Nizar dan 3 pemimpin UMNO tersebut turut serta.
11. Selepas selesai majlis, DS Nizar bersalam dengan 3 pemimpin UMNO itu.
12. Ketika itu Dr. Zambry Kadir meluahkan rasa marahnya kepada DS Nizar.
13. DS Nizar tidak membalas kemarahan Dr. Zambry.
14. Jemaah yang hadir tersenyum dan ada yang menggeleng-gelengkan kepala.
15. DS Nizar meninggalkan masjid untuk menghadiri majlis lain.

Mar 25, 2009

selamat tinggal bungaku


SELAMAT TINGGAL BUNGA KU !!!


Selamat tinggal bapak ku
Ku kan pergi mencari kutu
Dah lama kau menunggu
Duit masuk berjuta beribu
Hentikan lah kelentong mu wahai bapak ku

Selamat tinggi tempe ku
Aku pergi mencari lembu
Dah lama aku merayu
Terasak-asak terkedu-kedu
Yang ku dapat hanya sebatang penyapu

Kah kah ku
Kah kah ku
Kah kah ku

Ku ku kah
Ku ku kah
Ku ku kah

kah kah kah... TT


kj menang, pemuda umno meroyan!


Ni budak budak umno sendiri yang tulis. Gua kutip dari sini. Cepatla lu orang pegi jahanam.

mykmu lembab macam pemimpin umno

Apa hal lu orang punya forum ni? Tak dapat gua nak provok dalam port gerombolan pencacai. Itu hari kata power sangat. Ptui! Nasib baik ada TKO. Haha

ketua wanita umno seorang BIG LOSER. kahkahkah!

Wilayah Persekutuan P121

P121 LEMBAH PANTAI

Jumlah Pengundi: 56,650
Peratusan Kaum: M: 54.56% C: 27.04% I: 18.21% L: 0.26%

1. Nurul Izzah Anwar (PKR) (21,728)
2. Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil (BN) (18,833)
3. N. Periasamy (Bebas) (489)

Majoriti: 2,895
Jumlah undi: 41,289
Peratus mengundi: 72.88%
Undi rosak: 239


Woi Sharizat, lu jadi ketua wanita berjambul je lah...

kenapa najib senyap? kenapa tak saman?







Mar 24, 2009

hamid albar garu kulit kepala, ketua polis umno hilang punca

Foto yang tidak mahu dilihat oleh Najib. Polis juga turut sama berdoa. Sebilangan anggota Polis dan FRU sedang mengaminkan doa kepada Allah di Bukit Gantang malam kelmarin.

Cerita lanjut jemput masuk ke
[Al-Banjari Online]

mat indon pijak kepala najib!

Dulu Libération, lepas tu Times Online UK, sekarang FORUM (Indonesia) pulak. Apa lagi Najib, pergi la saman. Lu kena fitnah takkan nak diam je kot? Telur mana telur? Kahkahkah!





Kalau rajin nak baca sila klik pada gambo kasi beso sikit

Mar 23, 2009

jawab najib jawab! jangan menyorok belakang bik mama!

Dulu Libération, sekarang Times Online UK pulak.. kahkahkah!

Arms deal link to death of model


A FRENCH arms company is at the centre of a deepening scandal involving the sale of three submarines, the murder of a beautiful Mongolian interpreter and the man most likely to become prime minister of Malaysia next month.
All three have been linked in a sensational sequence of revelations that has convinced many Malaysians that the woman was killed to silence her demands of a share in the rewards of the transaction.
The scandal exploded last week after the French newspaper Libération alleged that the submarines deal and the murder of Altantuya Shariibuu, 28, were connected.
A glamorous, cosmopolitan woman, Altantuya grew up in St Petersburg, spoke Russian, Chinese, Korean and English, moved in elite circles and has been dubbed “a Far Eastern Mata Hari”.
Source: Times Online UK (baca sampai habis, berita dari UK jauh lagi true dari akhbar utusan meloya)

Mar 20, 2009

kubur umno tapah

Gua cilok gambar dan petikan italic dari perakexpress

"Orang Melayu Tapah tak malu ka…tanah perkuburan pun disumbangkan oleh Ahli Parlimen MIC? Orang Melayu Tapah tak malu ka, tanah perkuburan yang diwakafkan puluhan tahun dulu…tiba-tiba dikatakan sumbangan Ahli Parlimen MIC?"

Gua sebagai budak Tapah dengan ini nekad akan bertindak vandal terhadap papan tanda tersebut dalam masa terdekat. Tapi bukan hari ini. Nanti la gua balik kampung. Sambil melawat pusara arwah adik gua dan saudara mara lain dekat situ (Pause: Al-Fatihah). Tau la apa gua nak buat. Nanti gua post kat blog ni.

Dulu masa sekolah rendah gua pernah tolong atok gua buat hiasan tulisan khat pada dinding masjid Tapah seberang sungai tu. Berbulan jugak baru siap. Tapi tak pernah pulak gua tengok atok gua tambah nama atau jawatan dia dekat bawah tu. Nama gua confirm la takde. Yang si paria MIC kroni Samy Vellu lahanat tu bila masa pulak sumbang tanah kubur untuk umat Islam Tapah? Betul bikin gua panas. Gua bukan rasis. Kalau rasis dah lama gua boikot kedai Ananda depan stesen bas tu. Huh!

Mar 19, 2009

bas awam di malaysia masih macam gampang







Amphibious touring vehicles have been around for a while (the Bay Quackers in San Francisco comes to mind), offering vacationers a unique way to explore both the city and the waterways surrounding it. Amphicoach is taking it to the next luxurious level, with a 50-seat bus that combines all the amenities you'd find in a high-end touring coach with the amphibious capabilities required to tackle the seas.

After six years of development and testing, Amphicoach is ready to launch its first model, which complies with all relevant E.U. legislation for passenger vehicles and can handle extended periods submerged in either salt- or fresh-water.

The Amphicoach is equipped with a choice of two diesel engines along with two- or four-wheel drive, is built from marine grade aluminum for light weight and superior strength, features a jet drive unit built specifically for the bus and a one-off wheel retraction system that allows the coach to travel up to eight knots. Inside, it's typical party-bus fare, with LCD screens, DVD players and PA systems, along with all the required safety gear.

Pricing and availability is currently on a need-to-know basis, but for cities trying to stoke tourism, the Amphicoach could be worth the cost of entry... assuming it won't leave pensioners stranded off the shore of Alcatraz.

Source: Autoblog

Bas kerajaan barisan nasional 50 tahun memerintah (lokasi: tapah)

Mar 18, 2009

umno layak ke tali gantung

Senarai Keputusan Lembaga Disiplin Umno


Dilarang bertanding atau dipilih ke jawatan Timbalan Presiden Umno

1. Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Mohd Rustam

Naib Presiden Umno / Ketua Bahagian Bukit Katil



  • Digantung tiga tahun daripada 12 Mac 2009 atau sepenggal pemilihan

    1. Datuk Japlin Akim @ Abd Hamid Ketua Pemuda Kota Belud

    2. Salmah Pin
    Ketua Wanita Bahagian Bandar Tun Razak

    3. Saadun Basirun
    Ahli Jawatankuasa Bahagian Bukit Katil / Setiausaha Politik Ketua Menteri Melaka

    4. Rosli Hasan
    Ahli Jawatankuasa Bahagian Bukit Katil

    5. Zalina Ismail
    Naib Ketua Puteri Bahagian Bukit Katil

    6. Mohamad Najuib Mohamad Shahaimi
    Ketua Pemuda Bahagian Maran




  • Digantung setahun daripada 12 Mac 2009

    1. Datuk Mokhtar Samad
    Ketua Bahagian Bandar Tun Razak

    2. Datuk Abdul Manan Ismail
    Ahli Umno Bahagian Paya Besar

    3. Amran Mat
    Timbalan Ketua Bahagian Kuala Krai

    4. Mohd Zuki Mohd Zain
    Ketua Cawangan Gua Musang





  • Diberi amaran

    1. Datuk Md Sohaimi Mohamed Shah
    Timbalan Ketua Bahagian Paya Besar

    2. Mohd Zaili Besar
    Ahli Jawatankuasa Bahagian Paya Besar

    3. Mohd Shohaimi Jusoh
    Naib Ketua Bahagian Paya Besar

    4. Khairy Jamaluddin Abu Bakar
    Naib Ketua Pemuda Umno / Ketua Pemuda Bahagian Rembau





  • Tidak bersalah

    1. Datuk Seri Dr Mohd Khir Toyo
    Ahli Majlis Tertinggi / Ketua Bahagian Sungai Besar

    2. Datuk Wan Amizan Wan Abdul Razak
    Timbalan Ketua Bahagian / Ketua Pemuda Bahagian Jerantut

    3. Mohd Nor Othman
    Ketua Bahagian Hulu Terengganu

    4. Datuk Paduka Md Rozai Shafian
    Ketua Bahagian Pendang

    5. Shamsuddin Tahir
    Timbalan Ketua Bahagian Pendang

    6. Mohd Zaidi Othman
    Ahli Jawatankuasa Bahagian Pendang

    7. Hanafi Mamat
    Ketua Bahagian Pasir Mas

    8. Shamsuddin Che Hussin
    Timbalan Ketua Cawangan Pasir Mas

    9. Saari Hassan
    Timbalan Ketua Cawangan Pasir Mas

    10. Nor Azmawi Ab Rahman
    Ahli Jawatankuasa Pemuda Bahagian Pasir Mas

    11. Anuar Safian
    Ketua Pemuda Bahagian Kubang Kerian

    12. Bakri Yusoff
    Naib Ketua Pemuda Bahagian Kubang Kerian

    13. Mohamad Shahaimi Othman
    Ahli Jawatankuasa Bahagian Maran

    14. Mohd Shakir Abdul Rahman
    Penolong Bendahari Pemuda Bahagian Johor Bharu



  • Sumber: BH online

    Mar 17, 2009

    orang utan mesti diselamatkan, umno wajib dihancurkan

    World's first orangutan ICU

    By LEON WATSON

    THESE baby apes are hooked up to heart monitors and IV drips – in the world’s first orangutan intensive care unit.

    The hairy tots, called June-Junior and April, are treated with the same high-tech machines available in any neo-natal unit.
    The only difference, say nurses at Malaysia’s Bukit Merah wildlife park, is these patients climb out of their cots to cause mischief much earlier than their human cousins.
    With regular two-hour feeds and 30-minute checks on their vital signs, three-month-old June-Junior and ten-month-old April are in the best possible hands.
    Cared for ... endangered orangutan
    Cared for ... endangered orangutan
    Niklas Halle'n / Barcroft Media
    While their treatment isn’t exactly cutting edge, it is at the forefront of animal welfare.
    A dedicated team of seven nurses, headed by one of Malaysia’s most experienced vets, provides 24-hour monitoring at the world’s most advanced ape hospital.
    Inside the sealed ICU the baby orangutans are given a daily intake of vitamins and have regular blood checks.
    Dressed in nappies, June-Junior and April chew their cots, throw bedding across their sterile room and make faces at each other.
    They are the latest of 12 orangutans to have passed through the £70,000 facility's doors since it opened in March 2004.
    “We have a total of 23 orangutans here at the Bukit Merah resort,” said Dr Sabapathy Dharmalingam.
    “We work with the state government of Sarawak on the island of Borneo, who send us ill or abandoned orangutans that we care for here.
    “The ultimate plan in the next year is to enact the return of our 23 apes to the wilds of Borneo, into a secret location.
    “It is a matter of the survival of the species.”
    Born in an eco-tourism park on the Malaysian mainland, April and June-Junior were taken into the custody of the ICU after being rejected by their mothers.
    The low birth rate of orangutans and encroachment on their natural habitat has seen the species’ population dwindle.
    Recognised as an endangered species, the Borneo orangutan is estimated to number between 45,000 and 70,000 in the wild.
    “April was rejected by her mother, who was very aggressive towards her,” said Dr Sabapathy.
    “She will stay inside the ICU until she is almost one-year-old and then she will be moved to our Infant Development Unit.
    “There she will be taught how to survive in the wild and gradually her human contact will be cut to a bare minimum.
    “June-Junior was a more serious case as she was born weighing just 1.1kg and had developed respiratory problems.
    “We frequently have to put her into the incubator because her temperature falls below the norm of 36.5 degrees.”
    Priding themselves on their commitment to conservation as well as informing the public of the plight of the orangutan, the Bukit Merah park is one of Malaysia’s largest eco-tourism resorts.
    The orangutans will be returned to the wild in phases, with the oldest apes due to be reintegrated next year.
    Dr Sabapathy added: “Without the specialist care that we offer in our ICU I would not be so confident of June-Junior’s and April’s survival.
    “It costs almost £30,000 a year to keep the ICU staffed, up-to-date and open, but we cover these costs through the park’s admission.”
    Source: The Sun UK

    Mar 13, 2009

    umno hina sultan

    Panggil agung "natang" tak kena tangkap. Hina sultan Perak ramai kena tangkap. Betul ke blogger yang kena tangkap? Siapa boleh tunjuk link apa yang diorang tulis? Ah, yang hina Allah yang hina nabi yang hina agama senyap je sampai sekarang apa cerita? Ini semua nak alih pandangan orang kampung yang takde internet. Bak kata TT, hentikanla memperbodohkan melayu. Oi kerajaan umno, kes Altantuya tu jangan buat buat tak nampak. 

    Mar 8, 2009

    KERANDA 152 - bahasa ibunda dan air mata


    KERANDA 152

    Anak Melayu
    panas dadamu membakar baju
    kita arak keranda 152 ke tanah perkuburannya Parlimen

    Sepuluh tanah nafas ini terhenti
    hari ini jangan lagi menyanyi

    Sebentar lagi malam akan tiba
    tiap pintu dan jendela sudah dijaga
    bayang-bayang tidak bisa lewat jalan raya

    Anak Melayu
    namamu telah diseru
    jawablah
    sebelum lidahmu jadi bisu

    - Usman Awang (1967)



    MALAM ITU DI BALAI BUDAYA


    Malam itu di Balai Budaya
    Api dan Air Mata
    Malam itu di Balai Budaya
    Seorang guru tua berbicara
    'Berarak ke Parlimen, aku di muka'
    Malam itu di Balai Budaya
    Seorang peguam muda berkata
    'Bakar Perlembagaan 152'
    Malam itu di Balai Budaya
    Seorang pemuda berteriak
    'Ayuh, mari kita berarak'
    Malam itu di Balai Budaya
    Para pelajar berikrar
    'Dada kami sedia dibakar'
    Malam itulah juga
    Parlimen jadi pertanda
    Memenggal leher BAHASA
    - Usman Awang 3 Mac 1967

    "Rupa-rupanya begini caranya untuk
    menyelamatkan bahasa,"

    - A Samad Said

    Mar 7, 2009

    live..raw..uncut..


    Gua suka minit ke 6:40 tu je. Hahah.

    Mar 5, 2009

    kenali ayahanda lajin (baca: hanjing)

    klik gambo bawah ni kalau lu orang lagi samseng dari lajin

    Gua takde masa nak ulas panjang. Blogger otai dah tulis panjang di sini, situ dan di sana sini. Ayahanda lajin  ni telah menunjukkan kuasa sakti terhebatnya iaitu jurus hikmat jari hantu condong menara teluk intan yang dituntutnya ketika bertapa di gua tanglung brickfields satu masa dahulu. Nampaknya mamat berbaju putih dihadapannya hanya mampu tersenyum akibat terkena aura jurus hikmat rahsia tersebut. Sila berhati hati jika bertembung dengannya di Ipoh kerana si lajin-no-moto didapati sering menyalahgunakan jurus sakti tersebut di lorong lorong gelap.